........ and the DUCK......
I have to admit, he was a very cute duck. But when he started walking towards that white aisle runner, all I could think was, "Oh my God, what if he POOPS!!!!" I considered chasing him off. But one look at my dirty shoes and I realize that I would be doing more harm than good. I contemplated waiting it out for the next few hours, watching Mr. Duck and trying to monitor his every move before the wedding took place. But in the end I realized that this was a dock on the water- Mr. Duck's turf, not mine. I had to go, and had to hope that he would be respectful of the white aisle, the white flowers, and the wedding guests....
I later heard that the wedding went off without a hitch. The
flowers and the aisle looked great, and Mr. Duck was nowhere to be seen....
